SOPHIAAAAA!!!!

"Hello?"

"Hi, it's me." Michael says.

"Hi"

"Why did we pay Dr. Smith a $1000?" he asks with a tense voice.

"What? What do you mean? We haven't seen him in two years. I didn't pay him!" I reply as my head starts swirling.

I hang up the phone and try to realize how in the heck that happened. It takes me about twenty minutes.

Then I remember! A couple of days ago, I was paying the bills on my iPad. Sophia, our new bird, LOOOVEES the iPad (ever since Michael played a YouTube video for her of other peach faced lovebirds. Yes, even birds love iPads...) She was sitting on my shoulder, as I paid the bills, and then she  hopped on the iPad. It got really annoying because the heat from her feet was registering as letters and numbers on the screen. So, I got up, put her back in her cage, sat back down and pressed the "pay bills" button!! 

My stupid bird paid a doctor a $1000 from which we had no bill!!! 

Needless to say, she is also grounded from the iPad for 1000 days! 

(Thankfully, the bank said "That's a new one!" and reversed the charges.)

Who me????

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