This was a real text from my funny friend. It made me giggle so I thought I would share. Hope you enjoy!
Johnny:My family heart is go today.
Me: what family heart? (Frantically rummage through school zone important papers, crap. Family heart due Feb 8th). No color ink in printer and not enough time to go to drugstore to print pictures. Must find family pics. Teacher sent large red heart, we did rest. Nabbed family picture from a Mary school poster. (Never mind Johnny is 2 in the family pic). Find some grandma pics she printed of them at park this past fall. Swings, feeding ducks with g -parents. We're fun and do stuff!! A preschool pic, that looks like Johnny and I hugging on a hay ride in reality he was being shy, works for me can't really see his face or tell his age. We are a fun family on a hay ride! Now decorate the heart, crap we only have black and brown construction paper left. Teachers flier is pink. Cut hearts out of flier, around the instructions. Still looks flat, grab yarn from Mary's knitting kit, thread around heart. Ta-da!! Pulled out of rear in 15 minutes. Bonus points it coordinates with his valentine mailbox!!
I hope everyone has a great Valentine's Day! I hope we have as good of one as we did last year. I'll let ya know how it
Here is some eye candy! Don't worry it's calorie free!